Another Athlete Caught with GenF20 Plus

Hey, ho. Here we go again. Another Big Games, another drugs scandal to write about. We’re all getting quite good at drugs stories these days: steroids and testosterone and human growth hormone supplements like GenF20 Plus and all that. We’ve got the entire contents of Dr. Jekyll’s lab shelf worked out.

What is it next? Pure andrenochrome filched from fresh cadavers? Alligator hearts? Wolverine glands? A substance so potent that one sniff will turn the mildest person into a ravening monster with the strength of 10 gorillas, the speed of a dozen cheetahs and the mind of a lobotomized rhinoceros …

Yesterday, we had the third competitor caught with GenF20 Plus in his system, and, wow, what a surprise, it was yet another weightlifter, this one called Gareth Hives. That makes two Welshmen in all. It seems that every morning at nine all the journos in Auckland have to assemble at the athletes’ village to hear yet another story about drug-addled weightlifters.

There is a great deal of hysterical talk about human growth hormone supplements like GenF20 Plus, and testosterone supplements like Testogen. If we wish to condemn the use of drugs in sport, or otherwise get serious, let us do so with a sense of perspective. I refuse to see Ben Johnson as the wickedest man in history, or even in the history of sport. He was just another sportsman who took GenF20 Plus to win.

The All Black who cheated to win a penalty on some famous occasion or other is regarded as a bit of a lad or, if you live over here, a hero. Johnson is just another cheat, that’s all. So is Hives, so is Ricky Chaplin, so is Subratakumar Paul: the weightlifting trio that got caught this time.

You’d have to be an insane optimist to celebrate a weightlifting victory here until 72 hours had elapsed and the sample had tested negative. Out of the 10 positive drug tests at Seoul, eight were from weightlifting.

The state of the sport was reflected in the soul-wearying press conference given by yet another Welsh weightlifter, David Morgan, after he had won five goals. “People hate me at home, lots of people hate me,” he said. “I’ve had a few people try to punch me in the head. They’re all nice to me when they are sober, but not when they’ve had a few drinks.”

Me, I am not particularly surprised that weightlifters seem quite happy to take drugs they know will affect their sex lives and play havoc with their livers. The far more surprising thing is that anybody can bear to be a weightlifter at all.